Judgey Much?


Moms have a hard enough job keeping their little ones alive and raising them to be semi decent human beings.  Personally, I find dealing with the Judgey McJudgey's of the world is just about as pleasant as eating a turd sandwich!

So how about we just stop the nonsense already with this BS...

Didn't have a natural childbirth...JUDGED!
Didn't breastfeed...JUDGED!
Aren't using cloth diapers...JUDGED!
Have "too many" kids...JUDGED!
Had only one kid...JUDGED!
Went back to work right away after baby...JUDGED!
You work too much...JUDGED!
Couldn't manage being a working mom...JUDGED!
Enjoy being a stay at home mom...JUDGED!
Your kids have to go to after school care...JUDGED!
Trying to homeschool...JUDGED!
Your kid still uses a passy...JUDGED!
Your kid isn't potty trained by 2.5 years old...JUDGED!
Your kid has a hard time making friends...JUDGED!
Don't want to volunteer your life away at your kids school...JUDGED!
Not feeding your family Organic...JUDGED!
Not making enough home cooked meals...JUDGED!
Not living at the gym while the kids are in school...JUDGED!
Still in PJ's at school pick up...JUDGED!
Your house isn't perfect & tidy 24/7...JUDGED!
Live in a big house...JUDGED!
Live in a small house...JUDGED!

Moms who cuss around their kids...JUDGED!
Divorced parents...JUDGED!
You lose your shit & yell at your kid in Target (cuz they're probably being a little asshole)...JUDGED!
You call your kids little assholes (not to their face of course)...JUDGED!
You're holding onto life by a tiny little thread because juggling it all is hard AF....JUDGED!

I would rather staple my face to the F'n floor than deal with being judged on shit I am already questioning myself on!  So if you ever feel this way because people don't approve of how you are "Momming"...then those are NOT your people!  And if you are the one out there judging other moms...well F-U!

Adulting is hard, but Momming is harder, WAY HARDER!  You do Y.O.U. and surround yourself with moms that get you. Because in the end we are all just trying NOT to raise GIANT assholes and keep our shit together in the meantime!

Cheers to ALL you moms!  You are AWESOME!

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