My Husband...Google it!!

Marriage is full of ups, downs and sideways shit on the regular.  Sometimes you both agree and sometimes you both want to be right.  Unfortunately there is usually someone who is wrong and there is always a way to prove it!

Now I LOVE my husband to death, BUT if he tells me to Google it one more time, I'm gonna throat punch his ass!

In a day and age where EVERYTHING can be found online we are never left in the dark or without knowledge.

• Have a sore throat...Google it (it probably says it's fucken cancer though so skip medical Googles and go to the damn doctor!)
• Need to fix something around the house...Google it
• Need a recipe...Google it
• Need a smokey eye tutorial...Google it

Literally anything can be found on the Google.  I use Google for tons of shit.  Google is my bitch!  But my husband on the other hand likes to carry Google search around in his back pocket like goddamn marriage ammunition.  Every. Single. Time. we have a disagreement or "difference of opinion" he fucken tells me to Google it.
BOOM! Bomb Drop!
And you know what? He's always right ! Which means Google is obviously a man and I'm outnumbered! 

So what is my response when he and his Google bromance win the argument?!?
Me dramatically stomping away...."This is bullshit! I cannot concentrate in this environment!
Get a room you two!"

And you know the truth...I don't like it because I don't like to be wrong.  Well mostly I just don't like to lose the argument so of course it stings.  Stings bad!  So next time you and your spouse are arguing about something petty and stupid just yell....GOOGLE IT!