Tis' the season for holiday parties and get togethers galore! It's the highlight of adulting during December as moms near and far bust their asses to make Christmas a spectacular fucken event! So to keep our sanity and endurance, parties full of great company, booze and food are necessary. This year I've encountered a new type of Christmas Party Celebration...the Pajama Party!
Now many of you may be thinking, WOW! A Pajama Party....drinking and eating while in the most comfortable clothes possible?! That sounds fucken AMAZING! I have other feelings. As I wrap my head around this upcoming event there are two major concerns that repeatedly flash in my head....Tips & Tits!
As a wife of a man that frequently wears pajama pants there is one major image that I picture among the MANY men/husbands at this Pajama Event....Dick Tips! I'm sorry, but I cannot control the bullshit thoughts that run through my mind on a regular basis. And this is a legit concern. How many strange Tips will my eyes be exposed to at this party??? The fear is real. Underwear you say will prevent this potential problem? I don't think that will save them all! And as my mind is playing fucked up games with me I then wonder, shit, will I also be blinded by Tits too?! The ladies of the evening will be enjoying the wonderful comfort of partying in their PJ's so will they let their girls enjoy the comfort as well? Flying Free? I'm legit freaking the fuck out! As excited as I am to hang with some of the coolest people I know and absolutely trust it will be mind blowing fun, I cannot escape the fear of these Tips & Tits bouncing in every direction!
I mean think about it....I am not that far off here! And once the booze starts to kick in pretty much all etiquette falls off the table. So here's to my first Pajama Party since I was a 10 year old girl in a training bra! I fully plan on tucking my junk into a sports bra and spanx for this shindig. It won't be me contributing to this shit show.
Merry Christmas to all you Tips & Tits out there!
And to all my friends attending this party....just keep your shit in check or.....
Now many of you may be thinking, WOW! A Pajama Party....drinking and eating while in the most comfortable clothes possible?! That sounds fucken AMAZING! I have other feelings. As I wrap my head around this upcoming event there are two major concerns that repeatedly flash in my head....Tips & Tits!
As a wife of a man that frequently wears pajama pants there is one major image that I picture among the MANY men/husbands at this Pajama Event....Dick Tips! I'm sorry, but I cannot control the bullshit thoughts that run through my mind on a regular basis. And this is a legit concern. How many strange Tips will my eyes be exposed to at this party??? The fear is real. Underwear you say will prevent this potential problem? I don't think that will save them all! And as my mind is playing fucked up games with me I then wonder, shit, will I also be blinded by Tits too?! The ladies of the evening will be enjoying the wonderful comfort of partying in their PJ's so will they let their girls enjoy the comfort as well? Flying Free? I'm legit freaking the fuck out! As excited as I am to hang with some of the coolest people I know and absolutely trust it will be mind blowing fun, I cannot escape the fear of these Tips & Tits bouncing in every direction!
I mean think about it....I am not that far off here! And once the booze starts to kick in pretty much all etiquette falls off the table. So here's to my first Pajama Party since I was a 10 year old girl in a training bra! I fully plan on tucking my junk into a sports bra and spanx for this shindig. It won't be me contributing to this shit show.
Merry Christmas to all you Tips & Tits out there!
And to all my friends attending this party....just keep your shit in check or.....
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