For those of you out taking on Black Friday shopping...kudos to you. But let me be real...real fucking honest...NO THANK YOU! I get the joys of saving a buck, I do. But there is NOTHING that I need so bad as to endanger losing the little bit of sanity that remains with me in order to obtain some stupid ass Christmas gift! Sleep and eating left overs is all that are important to me on Black Friday.
I skip Black Friday because to me, it is pure insanity. I can get the same damn sales deals online and of course Amazon Prime is my soulmate. With the swipe of my finger and a few searches all shopping DONE! Why people, WHY? Is it that some people truly enjoy being surrounded by craziness (more than normal), bumper to bumper parking lots, long lines, the smell of stinky sweaty people and weapons?! Because you know there is some asshole out there that will stab a bitch for a new Kitchen Aid Mixer for his all deserving wife.
Seriously grab that BB&B coupon and hit the stores next Tuesday, when nobody will die.
Just Sayin'!
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